A Twisted Fairy-Tale By: Bryson
Carter
“Once Upon a time… Wait what Leznupar this is a story about Rapunzel not a girl named Leznupar okay I just been informed that this story is about an evil girl by the name of my 1st grade bully I mean Leznupar” Well Leznupar likes to be called Lez so “Lez” is a very self- centered person. Even her signature is on one sheet of paper when her work is on another. Also she has very short hair one time she made a tattoo sign on a boys arm and now it’s PERMANENT!!! “Time to eat” said Lez’s mom whose name is you guessed Allrednic the slipper she had on her foot fit except she banged her foot on the door so the slipper wouldn’t fit and it ended up swollen fat so she ended up marring Peter Pan’s twin Nap Retep anyway back to the story!
“Hope it’s my favorite” Lez told her sister Anoif who of course had the normal name I wish I was named after a Ogre Princess she would say to her sister and her sister would laugh and say Leznupar, Leznupar let me pick a lock with your very straight and short hair and Lez would get angry and try to fight her sister, But her older sister always wins by pinching the both of them 3 girls 1 mom and 1 dad it is a huge family!
“Good Morning Students” said Mrs.Fart “Good Morning Mrs.Fart “said the class “today we have a new student” said Mrs.Fart “If she or he is anything like the last new student we got send them packing” said Lez “Hey Watch is key-hair” said Snow White “well excuse me Ms.Genius who ate a poison apple from a old lady who she thought was soft and kind until u fell and bumped your little noggin and don’t make me get started on the three drawer posse” said Leznupar “Seems like I am the genius her its 7 dwarfs spelled D-W-A-R-F you should remember F very well that’s the last grade you got on your test” said Snow White “Both of ya’ll hush before the Louisiana woman in me comes out let’s just find out who the new student is and keep it moving” said Tiana “ Look who’s talking Mrs. Frog Kisser” said Belle “ Girl, you must be blind you were living with a BEAST PLEASE I think a frog is better” said Tiana “Is not” said Belle “Is too, Mrs.Fart what do you think” asked Tiana “I think detention for all of you is a vacation for me!” “Mrs.Fart doesn’t that mean you’ll have to stay with us” Jasmine asked “Jasmine you are so beautiful when you use common sense” said Aladdin “ANYWAY , our new student comes from Queenscity, New York” said Mrs.Fart “That means she is rich we will be great friends” said Aurora “gold digger” said Naveen “Again Anyways her name is Rapunzel” said Mrs.Fart “Lez , that’s your name spelled forward” said Shrek “Thank you for bringing that to my attention Caption Obvious” said Lez as she stormed out of the room
“Your home early” said her mom “thanks for telling me Captain Obvious” said Lez “What’s wrong with you” asked her mom “it the new girl” said Lez “her name is my name spelled backwards” said Lez “Rapunzel” said her mom “Naw, It’s Jeffrey” said Rapunzel she’s the complete opposite of me she has long hair _R-R-R-ing “Hello” said Lez “Help ,Help I’m being stalked said Lez” “so” said Lez “help, help” said Rapunzel “okay on my way” said Lez later she found out it was a surprise party for her and extra detention!!!
Jack-0-Lanterns in JULY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!By: Bryson .C.
“Once Upon a time… Wait what Leznupar this is a story about Rapunzel not a girl named Leznupar okay I just been informed that this story is about an evil girl by the name of my 1st grade bully I mean Leznupar” Well Leznupar likes to be called Lez so “Lez” is a very self- centered person. Even her signature is on one sheet of paper when her work is on another. Also she has very short hair one time she made a tattoo sign on a boys arm and now it’s PERMANENT!!! “Time to eat” said Lez’s mom whose name is you guessed Allrednic the slipper she had on her foot fit except she banged her foot on the door so the slipper wouldn’t fit and it ended up swollen fat so she ended up marring Peter Pan’s twin Nap Retep anyway back to the story!
“Hope it’s my favorite” Lez told her sister Anoif who of course had the normal name I wish I was named after a Ogre Princess she would say to her sister and her sister would laugh and say Leznupar, Leznupar let me pick a lock with your very straight and short hair and Lez would get angry and try to fight her sister, But her older sister always wins by pinching the both of them 3 girls 1 mom and 1 dad it is a huge family!
“Good Morning Students” said Mrs.Fart “Good Morning Mrs.Fart “said the class “today we have a new student” said Mrs.Fart “If she or he is anything like the last new student we got send them packing” said Lez “Hey Watch is key-hair” said Snow White “well excuse me Ms.Genius who ate a poison apple from a old lady who she thought was soft and kind until u fell and bumped your little noggin and don’t make me get started on the three drawer posse” said Leznupar “Seems like I am the genius her its 7 dwarfs spelled D-W-A-R-F you should remember F very well that’s the last grade you got on your test” said Snow White “Both of ya’ll hush before the Louisiana woman in me comes out let’s just find out who the new student is and keep it moving” said Tiana “ Look who’s talking Mrs. Frog Kisser” said Belle “ Girl, you must be blind you were living with a BEAST PLEASE I think a frog is better” said Tiana “Is not” said Belle “Is too, Mrs.Fart what do you think” asked Tiana “I think detention for all of you is a vacation for me!” “Mrs.Fart doesn’t that mean you’ll have to stay with us” Jasmine asked “Jasmine you are so beautiful when you use common sense” said Aladdin “ANYWAY , our new student comes from Queenscity, New York” said Mrs.Fart “That means she is rich we will be great friends” said Aurora “gold digger” said Naveen “Again Anyways her name is Rapunzel” said Mrs.Fart “Lez , that’s your name spelled forward” said Shrek “Thank you for bringing that to my attention Caption Obvious” said Lez as she stormed out of the room
“Your home early” said her mom “thanks for telling me Captain Obvious” said Lez “What’s wrong with you” asked her mom “it the new girl” said Lez “her name is my name spelled backwards” said Lez “Rapunzel” said her mom “Naw, It’s Jeffrey” said Rapunzel she’s the complete opposite of me she has long hair _R-R-R-ing “Hello” said Lez “Help ,Help I’m being stalked said Lez” “so” said Lez “help, help” said Rapunzel “okay on my way” said Lez later she found out it was a surprise party for her and extra detention!!!
Jack-0-Lanterns in JULY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!By: Bryson .C.
Dear
Pen-Pal,Hello how are you today. My name is Keshia and I will be writing to you
from now on .Hope you can read it but… ANYWAYS I was writing to tell you about
the WEIRD things that are happening in my crazy NEIGHBORhood! My neighbors are
very flip-flop I have never ever seen anyone put Jack-0-Lantern out in July?
Well I guess this is goodbye write me back somedayLove,Keshia Cornet As
Keshia closed her Journal and stamped the note her mom called her downstairs to
eat. “mom?” asked Keshia why does Jackory always get more food than I do and
also mom why do the neighbors have their Jack-O-Lanterns out already” asked
Keshia “Keshia can you please not do this every dinner” said her mom “but… MOM”
“don’t you dare but mom me go to your room NOW young lady!” Later that night
Keshia had already mailed the letter when there was a knock on her door. IT WAS
HER NEIGHBORS! What could they be doing here its 12:00 at night Keshia thought.
As she checked her email she had seen that her teacher had given her an “F” for
the very mean letter she wrote. What did I do wrong thought Keshia what did I
do? “Keshia you have company” yelled her mom “you told me not to come down”
replied Keshia “excuse me for a moment” Keshia’s mom marched up the stairs and
practically dragged her back down “Hi Mr. and Mrs. Charles” said Keshia
nervously “Keshia we received this letter late last night from our
granddaughter who lives in Florida we do NOTappreciate
why you would say all of those mean things about us do you not know that the 4th Of July Pumpkin Walk for Cancer is
coming up and_” “Wait she is your granddaughter how did she know where you
lived?” Interrupted Keshia “can I finish my story young lady” “Yes Sir but
there is A chance that I won’t Be Listening” “It’s so funny Keshia you think you
have a choice” said her younger brother “You better shut__” you better watch
your mouth young lady” said her mom “can we just get this over with I mean he’s
boring me to death by just looking at him!” said Keshia “Anyways Keshia the
police have received the letter_” “Wait WHAT YOU GOT THE POLICE ENVOLVED! OVER
A DUMB LETTER TELL YOUR STUPID GRANDDAUGHTER THAT I AM ASKING MY ASKING MY
TEACHER FOR A NEW PEN PAL!” said Keshia angrily before she stormed off. “WHAT
DID I DO TO YOU!!!!!!?” Keshia yelled downstairs Tears rolled down Keshia’s
face forming a puddle of water on her laptop all of a sudden she saw flames her
laptop was ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keshia grabbed the fire extinguisher but
when she arrived in her room it was too late…
“MOM!” Keshia yelled “THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Not it’s not” said her mom “come look in my room QUICK!” About that time flames roared down the steps knocking her mother to the ground. “Keisha wake up its time for the 4th of July Pumpkin Walk” “Are the neighbors coming” “Don’t they always” replied her mom “but they are bringing your pen-pal”“YAY” yelled Keisha
Dear Keshia, I know how you feel my granddad and grandma can be very weird at times. J Also I was going to surprise you but I’m coming to the pumpkin walk I’m an honorary speaker. And I was wondering if you don’t mind would you like to come up there too? J I really hope you can read my handwriting I have turrets and a rare form of cancer but I’m no different from everyone else I know that for a fact. I am so glad that you are my friend and I hope that we can continue to write after your grade. L<3VE, Nicole Skieles
A message from the author:It doesn’t matter what your talents/disabilities are we are all the same. We all wake up in the morning and put one leg in a pant leg and one leg in the other. We were all born and will die again. No matter who you honor if its Jesus Christ, Buddah, Allah anybody you were all put on this Earth for a purpose no matter what your purpose was/is you are special to me and I want each and every one of you to know that! Much Love Bryson .C. Remeber you are special in your own way NGU!!!!!!!!!
“MOM!” Keshia yelled “THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Not it’s not” said her mom “come look in my room QUICK!” About that time flames roared down the steps knocking her mother to the ground. “Keisha wake up its time for the 4th of July Pumpkin Walk” “Are the neighbors coming” “Don’t they always” replied her mom “but they are bringing your pen-pal”“YAY” yelled Keisha
Dear Keshia, I know how you feel my granddad and grandma can be very weird at times. J Also I was going to surprise you but I’m coming to the pumpkin walk I’m an honorary speaker. And I was wondering if you don’t mind would you like to come up there too? J I really hope you can read my handwriting I have turrets and a rare form of cancer but I’m no different from everyone else I know that for a fact. I am so glad that you are my friend and I hope that we can continue to write after your grade. L<3VE, Nicole Skieles
A message from the author:It doesn’t matter what your talents/disabilities are we are all the same. We all wake up in the morning and put one leg in a pant leg and one leg in the other. We were all born and will die again. No matter who you honor if its Jesus Christ, Buddah, Allah anybody you were all put on this Earth for a purpose no matter what your purpose was/is you are special to me and I want each and every one of you to know that! Much Love Bryson .C. Remeber you are special in your own way NGU!!!!!!!!!
Twins with Opportunities
By: Bryson .C.
Once upon a village lived a selfish man named King Leo his wife was expecting to have twins one day but, everyone was excited but him. “How dare she be so selfish those little brats will be running around the castle and terrorizing the tourist” he ranted. “I’m sorry Leo but I must go through with it” said Queen Sophia. Soon Queen Sophia had the twins Prince Alec was 6 lbs 7oz and Prince Alex was 7 lbs and 6oz. Of course King Leo didn’t like his sons so he treated them like servants. In Alec’s spare time he studied to be a doctor and worked on curing cancer. On the other hand Alex was more like his father selfish and always made Alec do his chores so he could go rob the gardeners and mess with the jesters after all you only live once right? One night the Alex and his friends wanted to rob his father of his gold and riches but, they had no idea that the guards were always surrounding the home and nobody noticed it was the king’s son so he was also thrown in the dungeon. “Were is my son” Queen Sophia panicked “GUARDS I ORDER YOU TO GO FIND HIM!” she screamed “Mom I know where he is last night he tried to rob you and the guards took him to the dungeon.” Said Alec faintly “nonsense why would he rob his own family” “Same reason why dad is so mean to the kingdom” “YOU FOOLISH BOY LEAVE MY PRESENTS NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed his mom. That night Alex was brutally flogged and then released from the dungeon in the meantime Alec ran away and was able to escape he made his way to a foster home and he was moved to America. Alec was really smart and got to skip 3 grades he was 14 in college! One day while he was visiting the Washington DC he came into contact of someone who looked a lot like him. The strange guy came up to Alec and asked “Why do you look like me” Alec replied “I looked like you years ago. I wore the same clothes as you in the castle until your shenanigans got me in trouble. Queen Sophia kicked me out of the castle and forbid me to come back. I had to run for my life and survive on my own which I have managed to do, unlike you who I see has fallen upon hard times and you say you look like me when I look in the mirror I don’t see you I see me and only me!” “You say that you got kicked out because of me and how was that.” “Sir come to my place and I will fix you up I shouldn’t hold grudges maybe after you get fixed up you’ll do something with your life. 9 years later Alex and Alec sued their parents for the destruction they were doing to the kingdom and the people in it. Alex soon found him a job and was rich like Alec and they soon found out that life isn’t made by riches. So they opened a homeless facility and all the homeless people their got treated as if they were Royalty!ADVENTURE TIMEBy: Kierolles S.ADVENTURE TIME!!!! Sir,please calm down! How can I calm down when I've been on this plane for hours?VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRR! BOOM! Sir, sir are you okay?NO I am NOT okay I fell off of a plane do you think I am okay?! No. Then why would you ask me such a rhetorical question Uhmm I dunno Hello, hello anybody there? It looks like we are not alone. Do I know you? No. Well then doyou have any place where we can rest? Sure, my cave is about a mile away. So how long have you been on this island? A couple of years. co- ROAR! What was that! My pet lion. Why do you have a pet lion? I want a pet lion got a problem with it? No. So what what you got inside your cave? lets see, food, waterradio, slee-. Did you just say radio? Yes. There must be a radio station nearby. Then lets go! PLOOP! OW! WHAT? A rock hit my head. Are you okay?Yeah, yeah i 'm just fine. Hey, there it is the radio station! Sir, do you know a way to get off this island? Yes. HOW? There is a hidden hole but it is very well hidden. I heard it was near an old oak tree. I just saw one outside. Lets go! Hey there it is the old oak tree! I see the hidden hole. Wait, what was that?COWS!! Change of plan guys its COW killing time! BOOYA!!
By: Bryson .C.
Once upon a village lived a selfish man named King Leo his wife was expecting to have twins one day but, everyone was excited but him. “How dare she be so selfish those little brats will be running around the castle and terrorizing the tourist” he ranted. “I’m sorry Leo but I must go through with it” said Queen Sophia. Soon Queen Sophia had the twins Prince Alec was 6 lbs 7oz and Prince Alex was 7 lbs and 6oz. Of course King Leo didn’t like his sons so he treated them like servants. In Alec’s spare time he studied to be a doctor and worked on curing cancer. On the other hand Alex was more like his father selfish and always made Alec do his chores so he could go rob the gardeners and mess with the jesters after all you only live once right? One night the Alex and his friends wanted to rob his father of his gold and riches but, they had no idea that the guards were always surrounding the home and nobody noticed it was the king’s son so he was also thrown in the dungeon. “Were is my son” Queen Sophia panicked “GUARDS I ORDER YOU TO GO FIND HIM!” she screamed “Mom I know where he is last night he tried to rob you and the guards took him to the dungeon.” Said Alec faintly “nonsense why would he rob his own family” “Same reason why dad is so mean to the kingdom” “YOU FOOLISH BOY LEAVE MY PRESENTS NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed his mom. That night Alex was brutally flogged and then released from the dungeon in the meantime Alec ran away and was able to escape he made his way to a foster home and he was moved to America. Alec was really smart and got to skip 3 grades he was 14 in college! One day while he was visiting the Washington DC he came into contact of someone who looked a lot like him. The strange guy came up to Alec and asked “Why do you look like me” Alec replied “I looked like you years ago. I wore the same clothes as you in the castle until your shenanigans got me in trouble. Queen Sophia kicked me out of the castle and forbid me to come back. I had to run for my life and survive on my own which I have managed to do, unlike you who I see has fallen upon hard times and you say you look like me when I look in the mirror I don’t see you I see me and only me!” “You say that you got kicked out because of me and how was that.” “Sir come to my place and I will fix you up I shouldn’t hold grudges maybe after you get fixed up you’ll do something with your life. 9 years later Alex and Alec sued their parents for the destruction they were doing to the kingdom and the people in it. Alex soon found him a job and was rich like Alec and they soon found out that life isn’t made by riches. So they opened a homeless facility and all the homeless people their got treated as if they were Royalty!ADVENTURE TIMEBy: Kierolles S.ADVENTURE TIME!!!! Sir,please calm down! How can I calm down when I've been on this plane for hours?VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRR! BOOM! Sir, sir are you okay?NO I am NOT okay I fell off of a plane do you think I am okay?! No. Then why would you ask me such a rhetorical question Uhmm I dunno Hello, hello anybody there? It looks like we are not alone. Do I know you? No. Well then doyou have any place where we can rest? Sure, my cave is about a mile away. So how long have you been on this island? A couple of years. co- ROAR! What was that! My pet lion. Why do you have a pet lion? I want a pet lion got a problem with it? No. So what what you got inside your cave? lets see, food, waterradio, slee-. Did you just say radio? Yes. There must be a radio station nearby. Then lets go! PLOOP! OW! WHAT? A rock hit my head. Are you okay?Yeah, yeah i 'm just fine. Hey, there it is the radio station! Sir, do you know a way to get off this island? Yes. HOW? There is a hidden hole but it is very well hidden. I heard it was near an old oak tree. I just saw one outside. Lets go! Hey there it is the old oak tree! I see the hidden hole. Wait, what was that?COWS!! Change of plan guys its COW killing time! BOOYA!!
FIREWORK
By: Bryson .C.
Do you ever wonder what happens after fireworks pop? Well you
can say this is a NEW myth. Years ago way after the forth of July fireworks
were created. There was a little girl named Ny-Kuh she asked her mom were
fireworks went after they disappeared?"Sit her young one here's the story
about were fireworks go" Well heres how it goes years ago there was a
little girl who's dad was a god of inventions. "Dad where do fireworks go
after they fall from the sky" "Well nowhere Afrodiliyan they just
stay in the skies"said her dad in a booming voice "Well can you
"invent" a place were they go" "No" "But, Why not
don't they deserve a special to go as well?" "No" "DAD YOU
ARE NOT SUPPORTIVE I HATE YOU!!!" "Afrodiliyan!" Yelled
her father but Afrodiliyan had vanished. Now where are that invention machine
thought Afrodiliyan. Ahh found it she said to herself. This machine was very
powerful but lightweight all you had to do was hook it up to your brain and
think of what you wanted to invent. Afrodiliyan thought hard of what she wanted
Firework Heaven to look like fireworks filled with ponies and in the heaven
music would play and it would be very soft and cuddly. Well the day of the
Firework Celebration everyone thing went wrong VERY wrong. Instead the
fireworks made a very lond sound and the music was scary like and when they
landed big puffs of smoke flew around them."AFRODILIYAN DID YOU TRY TO
INVENT A HEAVEN FOR FIREWORKS?!?!?!" "How did you know that?"
"Maybe because I ALREADY made a heaven for fireworks and they only fo
the opposite of what your brain thinks " "Well,Can't you just change it
back""No I can't I can only reverse a invention once" "I'm
very sorry dad i'll listen next time" And that young one is where
fireworks go"ptio
Hannah C.
The Day I Saw An Epic Rap Battle
"Gather 'round youngun's let me tell u a lil story about a good friend of mine who saw aliens rapping in the sky" said Johnny Appleseed "My mama tells me that story all the time she calls 'em Tall Tales" said baby John Henry "well this one true so you sit back and listen understood" Underpood" said Baby John Henry "MHMMN well 2,000 years ago I met this girl named Hannah Banana she was as dumb as a cattle ford derby but she talked A LOT sometimes she made think she was smart she had told me she was from a land were zombies and aliens met up to rap about each other I kinda thought she was fibbin' till her mama said she wasn't. One day she said she was going back to that land to hear her brother battle it out with the world's fast rapping zombie now I call him Busta Rhymes but they call him Rhymes Busta. "I wanna come I wanna come “I begged to her mom "Sure little Johnny but make sure you pack some extra apples it’s a long ride" she said. I packed some clothes and some extra apples just like she said. That afternoon it was time to go there car was big and they brought along there yapping dog Gorga they found the dog in Georgia but, her cousin Liiiiiiiiii was too dumb to know how to spell Georgia so they named it Gorga instead. There car was very weird it was red with pink flashlights and had a huge speaker in the front so that the people outside could hear their sad music! When we finally arrived we had to go through this huge entrance were E.T popped up riding a bike_ "Hey I wuv E.T." "Well guess what you interrupt my story again I'll send you up there with E.T" "waaaaa" "I'm just kidding now hush up" "Anyways where was I, Oh! Yes here I was we met up with Rhymes Busta and his family and they talk faster than him we needed a goblin translator but we figured it out eventually. Well now it was time to rap when all of a sudden that yapping dog Gorga wouldn't shut-up she kept peeing everywhere and biting everyone and finally someone tased her. The battle was great no one understood Rhymes Busta so they voted her brother for Best Most Undefeated "now Johnny you stop telling those tells of your to John his daddy wouldn't be proud" said Slu Foot Sue "Sorry Sue, It won't happen again
!!!!!!!!!!!!!The
End!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Day I Saw An Epic Rap Battle
"Gather 'round youngun's let me tell u a lil story about a good friend of mine who saw aliens rapping in the sky" said Johnny Appleseed "My mama tells me that story all the time she calls 'em Tall Tales" said baby John Henry "well this one true so you sit back and listen understood" Underpood" said Baby John Henry "MHMMN well 2,000 years ago I met this girl named Hannah Banana she was as dumb as a cattle ford derby but she talked A LOT sometimes she made think she was smart she had told me she was from a land were zombies and aliens met up to rap about each other I kinda thought she was fibbin' till her mama said she wasn't. One day she said she was going back to that land to hear her brother battle it out with the world's fast rapping zombie now I call him Busta Rhymes but they call him Rhymes Busta. "I wanna come I wanna come “I begged to her mom "Sure little Johnny but make sure you pack some extra apples it’s a long ride" she said. I packed some clothes and some extra apples just like she said. That afternoon it was time to go there car was big and they brought along there yapping dog Gorga they found the dog in Georgia but, her cousin Liiiiiiiiii was too dumb to know how to spell Georgia so they named it Gorga instead. There car was very weird it was red with pink flashlights and had a huge speaker in the front so that the people outside could hear their sad music! When we finally arrived we had to go through this huge entrance were E.T popped up riding a bike_ "Hey I wuv E.T." "Well guess what you interrupt my story again I'll send you up there with E.T" "waaaaa" "I'm just kidding now hush up" "Anyways where was I, Oh! Yes here I was we met up with Rhymes Busta and his family and they talk faster than him we needed a goblin translator but we figured it out eventually. Well now it was time to rap when all of a sudden that yapping dog Gorga wouldn't shut-up she kept peeing everywhere and biting everyone and finally someone tased her. The battle was great no one understood Rhymes Busta so they voted her brother for Best Most Undefeated "now Johnny you stop telling those tells of your to John his daddy wouldn't be proud" said Slu Foot Sue "Sorry Sue, It won't happen again
ROMEO AND BEELUET
Characters:
Narrator
Romeo
Beeluet
King Erik
Queen Leona
Mom
Dad
Messenger Melanie
BBB the, Rapper
William Shakespeare
Narrator: This is a twist to the Shakespeare classic Romeo and Juliet this story is about a feud between two tribes, Bee tribes to be exact
Beeluet: Lalalalalalala
Queen Leona: Darling your singing is magnificent but until Mary Maid, recovers from her foot surgery you'll have to do the cleaning (angry) NOW GET TO CLEANING
Beeulet:(mumbles) i know why she's hurt because you stepped on her FOOT
Queen Leona: Excuse me what did you say
Beeluet: Oh nothing mother (smirk)
Queen Leona: Thats what i thought (leaving)
Beeluet:(mumbles) well someone thought wrong
Messenger Melanie: I have mail for Princess Beeluet
Beeluet: Girl you know you crazy I know you read it already what does MY mail say(laughs)
Messenger Melanie:(shocked) I'd never read your mail!
Beeluet: Mhmmn
Messenger Melanie: Its from BBB he's inviting you to his BeeBeautiful Ball of Bash
Beeluet: I don't think I'll go what day is it?
Messenger Melanie: Next month
Beeluet: Yep not going
Messenger Melanie: Girl why not word in the hive is Romeo is gon be there and so is Bez Khalifa, Lil BWayne, And Nicki Beraj
Beeluet: Umhnn
Messenger Melanie: Yay you're coming
Beeluet: And you said you don't read my mail
Messenger Melanie: I don't,not all of it just the things from my bee BBB he is so so cute(flings hair and leaves)
Beeluet: Watever you know he is...
Messenger Melanie: (turns around) don't say it
Beeluet: RACHEET
Messenger Melanie: You just couldn't help yourself could you
Beeluet: Don't you have mail to deliever
Messenger Melanie: Don't you have floors to shine
Beeluet: (Fake Laughs) Soooo not funny
Messenger Melanie: Bye Mary Maid
Beeluet: Oh you got jokes today bye girl
Messenger Melanie and Beeluet: SWEETIE!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Melanie: Hey Beeluet
Beeluet: You do not have the authority to talk to me you peasant
Melanie: Wait, What are you talking about SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beeluet: (GASP) OMG Melanie you lo—
Melanie: Gorgeous, Jaw Dropping, Like a PEASANT
Beeluet: Girl you know I didn't mean that I didn't realize you are look sooooo beautiful!
Melanie: Thanks Sweetiee well I gotta get my flirt on!
Narrator: Later on at the BeeBeautiful Ball of Bash...
BBB THE RAPPER: So were you from beautiful?
Melanie: The Beeronx
BBB: Well cuteness I'm from there too what part
Melanie: New York Shadow
BBB: I know exactly were that is beauty I lived in Killa Shadow York
Melanie: Is that how you got your name?
BBB: No
Melanie: How did you get your name?
BBB: My real name is Brent Brandon Bakerfield
Melanie: Isn't that a mouth full
BBB: I know right so my parents called me BBB for short!
Melanie: Nice story now I know how you got your beautiful name
BBB: (laughs) now beautiful how did your name
Melanie: My dad's grandma's name was Mekanie and My mom' s name was Mela so they put that together and got Melanie
BBB: Tell me this how did you end up being a messenger anyway
Melanie: Well when I was younger I wanted to be a famous fashion star but as everyone knows you never get what you want in the hive they said I talked a lot and gave, me the job as a messenger
BBB: Wow well have you ever heard of Grandma Georgia's BEEUTIFUL LINE OF CLOTHES? Well Grandma Georgia died last night and its up to me to pick another fashion star… Would you like to do it?
Melanie: OF COURSE I WOULD... only if you will be my beefriend
BBB: Aight shawty well I gotta ride make sure you start designing
Melanie: Oh Okay
Beeluet: So did you find him
Melanie: SWEETIEEEEEE! I will not be your stupid Bee Carrier anymore! From now on you will adress me as Madam Sweeeetie!
Beeluet: OMG! What do you mean
Melanie: Well my new bf—
Romeo: Goodness Gracious Beeluet you sure look BEEAUTIFUL
Beeluet: Oh stop it I know what you want (flips hair and blushes)
Melanie: (Walks away sadly)
Romeo: If you mean this dance then that is what I want
Beeluet: Oh no its almost twelve o'clock about the time my dad will be checking on me i'll have to catch up with you later
Romeo: Who are you some kind of Spiderella or something
Beeluet: Not now I have to go home
Romeo: (Grabs Arm and yells) WELL I WILL GET MY DANCE NOW!
King Erik: I DECLARE YOU TO UNHAND MY DAUGHTER NOW OR ELSE
Romeo: Or else what you old m—
Mom: I know you are not talking back to the king ROMEO! Come here right now (evil eye's Romeo) OR ELSE(grabs romeo's wing) (Bows to King Erik) I am very sorry your highness
King Erik: I order this young man to 20 hours of community service or else
Romeo: Or—
Mom: (pinches Romeo) don't start
Romeo: I was just going to say Orange
Mom: Sure you were
Dad: Your highness make it 24 hours
Romeo: But dad—
King Erik: Silence everyone this secret party is OVER!
Narrator: The next morning
Melanie: BEEMail for Princess Beeluet
Beeluet: So SWEEEEETIE what happened last night that you were dying to tell me
Melanie: After today I am no longer your Mail Carrier!
Beeluet: What I'm confused
Melanie: Well BBB said that Grandma Georgia died and he gets to pick the next Fashion Designer and… HE CHOSE ME!!!
Beeluet: Congratzzzzzzz I am so proud of you
Melanie: Word in the hive is you got Romeo 24 hours of community service
Beeluet: Well this is how it happened… He wanted to dance and I said no cause it was time for me to go home cause it was twelve o'clock well he didn't like that cause he wanted the buzzing dance so when I turned to leave he lost his buzzing mind and grabbed me—
Melanie: Grabbed You!
Beeluet: Yes he grabbed me but anyways my dad came and said he had 20 hours of community service and then his mom came in and embarrassed him the his DAD comes in and tells my dad to give him 4 more hours!!!
Melanie: Girl that's messed up but you got a letter from him
Beeluet: What's it say
Melanie: His dumb stinger put it in a black envelope with purple wax paper
Beeluet: (opens letter and reads aloud) It says:
Dear Beeluet,
I am truly sorry for the way I acted last night at the Ball.
I have anger issues that I can't control it. I am not trying
To cover up anything but if you smell the ink it smells like
The beautiful shampoo in your hair again I am very sorry
Much Love,
ROMEO
Beeluet: Aww so sweet (takes letter balls it up and throws)
Melanie: I knew you still had some sense
Narrator: Well later on Beeluet runs into Romeo during his community service.
Romeo: So did you get my letter
Beeluet: Yea it was so sweet and I think the janitor thinks it sweet also.
Romeo: What you threw my letter away
Beeluet: No of course not I made copies of it ,gave it to everyone in the hive and then I threw it away
Romeo: (crying) how could you do such a thing you've made my life miserable
Narrator: Later that day Beeluet felt very remorseful and deep down inside she remembered she loved him A LOT
William Shakespeare: Hey you messed up my story A LOT
Narrator: BBB HELP!!!
BBB: What do you want
Narrator: You see the dead guy to right
BBB: Yes so what
William Shakespeare: Why did you mess up MY PLAY
Narrator: You know what old man go back to your stupid grave
William Shakespeare: Curse you curse all of you
Narrator: Just LEAVE!!!!!
William Shakespeare: Ugh!!!(leaves) Can i at least sit in the audience
Narrator: Sure Whatever
BBB: And now back to the play
Melanie: You really like him
Beeluet: Well not… I guess I do Melanie: I knew this was going to happen he is pretty good looking
Beeluet: I know right
Melanie: Well are you going to go apologize
Beeluet: I guess so
Narrator: Later on that day…
Beeluet: Romeo I know you're still upset but I am truly sorry please forgive me deep down deep deep deep deep—
William Shakespeare: Okay we get it
Beeluet: You know what shut you dead buzz trap up and stay in the audience
Beeluet: Anyways I actually love you
Romeo: Mel you can cut the recorder off now
Beeluet: What you guys were taping me how rude(turns and fake cries)
Romeo: Well I really didn't mean to make you cry I love you… too
Beeluet: Alright BBB you can cut the camera off now
Romeo: You got me you got me do you would you marry me
Beeluet: Of course… NOT you didn't even ask to date me don't rush into things
Romeo: Okay I understand
BBB: (bends down on one knee) Melanie will you marry me
Melanie: Of course I will babe
Narrator: Well later on in the years Romeo and Melanie got married and BBB and Melanie had twins named Chyna Christina Bakerfield and Nicolas Nigel Bakerfield so they called him CCB and NNB and they all lived happily ever after
Everyone: Well thanks for watching and make sure to come back to the HIVE
Frogerella
By: Bryson C.
Once upon a time there was this prince
named nico. One day nico was confronted by this witch and she made him a frog,
but she accidentally messed up the spell and changed his sister Daphne into a
frog as well. So Daphne was adopted and used as a guard frog to get the pests
away. Daphne but her owners changed her name to Frogerella was the oldest of three
siblings. Her younger sisters were so mean to her that they treated her like a
slave.
One day Frogerella received this weird
invitation (by bug) to her brother’s ball she was so happy, but she couldn’t go
looking like road kill. Frogerella began to cry. All she ever wanted to do was
be a princess. Frogerella began to weep. “Why are you weeping?” asked a Firefly.
“Do you not see that I’m ugly?” replied Frogerella “Well I see that but I am
your Fairy Firefly anything you wish I will do it for you but wish wise you
only have one.” Replied the Firefly “I wish I was a real queen and I ruled the
earth.” Replied Frogerella. At that very moment Frogerella was turned into the
earth. “hahahaha” laughed the firefly “I told you to be careful what you wish
for Mother Nature!”
The End
By: Bryson C.
Characters
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Dorothy
The Scarecrow/ Mr. S
The Tin Man
The Cowardly Lion
The Wizard
The Wicked Witch of the West/Principal/Lion Tamer/ Newscaster/ Homeless Person
Johnny/Munchkin
Grace/Munchkin
Amanda/Munchkin
Ryan/Munchkin
William
Crowd
Scene 1
Narrator 1: Welcome to Oz. Everyone knows the story of The Wizard of Oz but nobody knows what happened before that. We do…so sit back and enjoy the ride it will be a long one.
Dorothy: Okay Johnny what is 4+4?
Johnny: (scratches head) I don’t know Dorothy math is hard!
Dorothy: I know it may be hard but you have to believe in yourself, think of it like this If you have 4 cookies and I give you 4 more cookies how many cookies would you have in all?
Johnny: (counts on fingers) 8?
Dorothy: Your right Johnny good thinking (high fives Johnny)
Narrator 1: Before Dorothy went to the city of Oz she was a tutor for Johnny and his older sister Amanda.
Johnny: (sighs) I’m tired of studying can we take a break?
Dorothy: Of course we can Johnny, grab Toto’s leash and we’ll walk to the park.
Johnny: Okay (grabs Toto’s leash)
Narrator 2: Meanwhile…
Newscaster: (running trying to catch up with Dorothy) (out of breath) Young lady you need to get inside there is a freak tornado coming and you need to turn back while you still have the chance.
Dorothy: (confused) what what I don’t understand the skies are so blue there must be a miss calculation there’s almost no tornadoes in Kansas
Newscaster: We know this is the first one in 10 years. Turn back know while you still have the chance.
Scene 2
Narrator 2: Well you’ve heard about Dorothy but she’s not the only significant character in the Wizard of Oz is she? I didn’t think so. Let’s see what The Scarecrow or Mr. S was up to before he met the others.
Mr. S: Okay class turn to page 15 in your Math Book, Grace would you please read our title
Grace: Dividing by 2 Digit Numbers
Principal: (over intercom) May I have everyone’s attention there is a tornado on its way all teachers and students get into the tornado position this is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill.
Mr. S: Class I will be right back I have to go ask the principal a question. Line up in alphabetical order and go to Mrs. Diane’s classroom. Amanda is the line leader so listen to whatever she asks or tells you to do William is the caboose he will be taking names of anyone not listening or playing in line. (Walks to the principal’s office)
Principal: Well, Well, Well if it isn’t Mr. S the best teacher in the West.
Mr. S: I heard what you said over the intercom and I just wanted to ask if I could possibly pick up my son from the tutor I’d feel more comfortable if he was here.
Principal: Don’t you have a wife she can pick up the little runt return back to your classroom there is a storm coming!
Mr. S: My wife is out of town may I please go pick my son up.
Principal: I SAID NO YOU BRAINLESS TWERP
Mr. S: So many days I have put up with your name calling and today is the last straw, I am leaving to go get my son whether you like it or not!
Principal: If you walk out of that door you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
Mr. S: No you will
Principal: (turns into Wicked Witch of the West) Out with brains in with the straw leave my present and be the scarecrow you are!!! (Evil laugh)
Mr. S: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo (turns into a scarecrow)
Principal: (Turns back into principal) Well students it seems Mr. S just couldn’t handle the scare of losing his son Mrs. Diane please split his class up there’s a possibility he won’t be returning.
Scene 3
Narrator 1: Well as you can see The Principal also known as The Wicked Witch of the West wasn’t a very nice person, but enough about him the Tin-Man wasn’t always heartless you know.
Narrator 2: The Tin-Man had a very big heart anytime he had money he would be sure to give it to someone who was less fortunate than he, but then one day while he was walking in the park.
Homeless Person: Excuse me sir do you have any money
Tin-Man: I’m sorry sir I don’t but I work at this restaurant I’m sure we can give you some food.
Homeless Person: I asked for money not a stupid meal
Tin-Man: I’m sorry sir but I have no money to give you
Homeless Person: How dumb do you think I am you have money your just heartless and don’t want to give me any
Tin-Man: If I had the money I would give it to you I’m so sorry
Homeless Person: Oh you will be sorry alright (Turns into Wicked Witch of the West) Selfish, selfish as can be you’re so heartless just like me.
Tin-Man: Nooooooo
Narrator 1: Well I guess we all know how the tin-Man became so heartless. Now does anyone know how the Lion became so cowardly?
Ryan: (raises hand and jumps up) I do I do he used to be brace and then th-
Narrator 1: I think I was asking them and I’m sure they don’t know.
Ryan: I’m sorry.
Scene 4
Narrator 2: Well the Lion wasn’t always a coward you know he used to be a very brave until one day…
Lion Tamer: Ladies and Gentleman please stay seated during this act it will help if everyone is qui-
The Lion: Can you just get on with the show
Crowd: (oo’s and aa’s)
Lion Tamer: Yes everyone this is the world’s first talking lion in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lion: I think they get the point they’re not you, you know
The Crowd: (laughs)
Lion Tamer: (mumbles to Lion) you will regret that
The Lion: Oh sure whatever you say “Mr. Tamer”
Lion Tamer: For my first trick I will get in the cage with the lion
The Lion: Hey everyone wanna hear a joke?
Crowd: Yes
The Lion: I really don’t talk there’s a microphone in my skin…
Crowd: (silent)
The Lion: I’m lion
Crowd: (bursts out in laughter)
Lion Tamer: (hit’s The Lion with whip) enough you foolish feline I am sick of your jokes
Crowd: (starts booing the Lion Tamer)
Lion Tamer: I am just kidding for my next trick I will need everyone to close their eyes.
Crowd: (closes eyes)
Lion Tamer: (turns in to Wicked Witch of the West) Not me Not me turn the into a coward by the time I count to three…
Lion: (wails in pain)
William: (screaming) EVERYONE OPEN YOUR EYES HE PUT THE LI-
The Wicked Witch of the West: (snaps fingers and William disappears)
To Be Continued…
Pinocchio's Adventures
By: Bryson Carter
Life wasn't the same when Pinocchio drove in the fast lane
Being a real boy made him insane
Even changed his name
Meiglet they called him
Meiglet Wilson so true
He even started a trend
By just wearing one shoe
Then one day reality came
In the form of a book he read his old name
Pinocchio the brave and almighty soul
Please get your self right or this story is forever old
The Davis
Sisters
Characters
Johnny Storm
Renee
Tasha
Destiny
Mom
Dad
Uncle Pa
Auntie Ma
Grandma Sterling
Grandpa Silver
Johnny Storm: Years ago in a small village lived three twin sisters Renee, Tasha, and Destiny they had an amazing brother me Johnny Storm. Which would lead you to think I was the oldest...nope wrong I was actually the youngest. With three sisters I learned to braid, knit, and even cook the best pancakes ever. The reason I want to tell you this is because well... just watch the show!
Characters
Johnny Storm
Renee
Tasha
Destiny
Mom
Dad
Uncle Pa
Auntie Ma
Grandma Sterling
Grandpa Silver
Johnny Storm: Years ago in a small village lived three twin sisters Renee, Tasha, and Destiny they had an amazing brother me Johnny Storm. Which would lead you to think I was the oldest...nope wrong I was actually the youngest. With three sisters I learned to braid, knit, and even cook the best pancakes ever. The reason I want to tell you this is because well... just watch the show!
Scene 1
Renee: Yay my favorite movie is on
Tasha: Its came on almost every day this week I'm sure its mom and dad's favorite movie too
Destiny: After all it is the only thing that keeps you quiet
Mom: If only we could find something to keep you two quiet. (Laughs)
Tasha: If I got a phone I would be able to get on Instagram and I'd be as quiet as a mouse.
Dad: If you haven't realized mice squeak. (High-Fives Mom)
Tasha: What is that supposed to mean
Mom and Dad: YOU'LL SQUEAK (everyone begins to laugh)
Tasha: What about Destiny all she ever does is read
Mom: Exactly like you should..Actually what’s up with your reading grade???
Tasha: JOHNYYYYYY!!!!! MY HAIR ISN'T GOING TO BRAID ITSELF
Johnny: I wish it would
Dad: Son after you finish you can stay up and watch the football game with me Pigeons vs. Mustangs
Johnny: I think I'll past I hate both of them
Renee: Yay my favorite movie is on
Tasha: Its came on almost every day this week I'm sure its mom and dad's favorite movie too
Destiny: After all it is the only thing that keeps you quiet
Mom: If only we could find something to keep you two quiet. (Laughs)
Tasha: If I got a phone I would be able to get on Instagram and I'd be as quiet as a mouse.
Dad: If you haven't realized mice squeak. (High-Fives Mom)
Tasha: What is that supposed to mean
Mom and Dad: YOU'LL SQUEAK (everyone begins to laugh)
Tasha: What about Destiny all she ever does is read
Mom: Exactly like you should..Actually what’s up with your reading grade???
Tasha: JOHNYYYYYY!!!!! MY HAIR ISN'T GOING TO BRAID ITSELF
Johnny: I wish it would
Dad: Son after you finish you can stay up and watch the football game with me Pigeons vs. Mustangs
Johnny: I think I'll past I hate both of them
Dad: Okay then son goodnight
Scene 2
Johnny: That night while I was braiding Tasha’s
hair there was a weird knock at the door.
(knock on
door)
Johnny: Come in
Grandma Sterling: Tasha you need to come with us…
Johnny: That was the last time for a long time I
ever saw my sister
To Be Continued…
Pinocchio's Adventures
By: Bryson Carter
Life wasn't the same when Pinocchio drove in the fast lane
Being a real boy made him insane
Even changed his name
Meiglet they called him
Meiglet Wilson so true
He even started a trend
By just wearing one shoe
Then one day reality came
In the form of a book he read his old name
Pinocchio the brave and almighty soul
Please get your self right or this story is forever old
The
Adventures of SUPERMOM and Extreme Dad
By:
Bryson Carter
Years ago before a
spider bit Peter Parker, a stunning superhero ran the world. They called her
Super. From the planet Fierce, She ran the world while running herself (and
many others) insane. She was the first superhero when ANYTHING and we mean
ANYTHING went wrong she’d basically already be there. She was an amazing first
grade teacher by day and a fabulous superhero by night. She did anything a
superhero could do. She could read minds and go invisible whenever she wanted. Of
course, there were challenges but like another superhero, she overcame
anything.
One day
while teaching she got a call from her friend saying that a building was on
fire. When she arrived at the building, it wasn’t on fire anymore and everyone
had escaped because some man in red had rescued everyone out of the building.
Super was furious. She walked up to him and asked why he’d saved all of HER
local citizens. He just laughed and flew off. Super went back to teaching when she
got another call that her home had been ransacked. She flew to her house only
to find the guy from the fire scene to be standing there with flowers, but not
just any flowers pink tulips. One she hated tulips and two she hated pink. She
tied him up and asked him over a million questions. He answered them all with a
smile. She found out his name was Extreme, he was from the planet Kappa and
worked at the Superhero Headquarters until he was sent on a secret mission to
find the newest villain Ewwguana. When she untied him, he decided to give her
his number. She wasn’t as angry but she decided to call him anyway.
When they
finally went on their first date, he told corny jokes and gave red roses…,
which happened to be her favorite. While at the restaurant, they came across a
very suspicious creator who happened to be giving the waitress a hard time
about his iced coffee. When Extreme walked over to see what the big deal was
the man jumped up in a jealous rage and threw a table at Extreme. Extreme used
his force field to block the attack, but soon realized he couldn’t hold the
villain much longer. “Super” he called “help me.” Super went invisible and put
the villain into the headlock. While he was in the headlock Extreme used his
ray eyes to shock the villain, together they arrested him and took in for
questioning. The villain turned out to be none other than Ewwguana.
When
Extreme took Super home he thanked her for what they’d accomplished as a team
and invited her to take a tour of the Headquarters. Super declined at first
because she had never been to the headquarters before but decided it was a
great idea after they went on more crime fighting dates. When she finally said
yes, he took her to the headquarters. Extreme showed Super around by this time
they’d been dating for almost three years. When they got to his office Extreme
got down on one knee and proposed…,sadly Super said no. She thought they needed
to date a little longer and Extreme accepted that until one day Extreme bought
Super a real elephant. On the elephant was an engagement ring. Super was
extremely happy and said yes! When they finally got married they had two kids
Super B and Killer K. They moved to Earth and together became Supermom and
Extreme Dad! So now Supermom does more than one thing, She’s a teacher, a hero,
and a loving mother to everyone who needs to be loved!
The End
Happy Mother’s Day to All the Supermoms
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