TWiSTED Fairy-Tales

                                  
                                                                    Leznupar
                                        A Twisted Fairy-Tale By: Bryson Carter                               
“Once Upon a time… Wait what Leznupar this is a story about Rapunzel not a girl named Leznupar okay I just been informed that this story is about an evil girl by the name of my 1st  grade bully I mean Leznupar”  Well Leznupar likes to be called Lez so “Lez” is a very self- centered person. Even her signature is on one sheet of paper when her work is on another. Also she has very short hair one time she made a tattoo sign on a boys arm and now it’s PERMANENT!!! “Time to eat” said Lez’s mom whose name is you guessed Allrednic the slipper she had on her foot fit except she banged her foot on the door so the slipper wouldn’t fit and it ended up swollen fat so she ended up marring Peter Pan’s twin Nap Retep anyway back to the story!
                                                       “Hope it’s my favorite” Lez told her sister Anoif who of course had the normal name I wish I was named after a Ogre Princess she would say to her sister and her sister would laugh and say Leznupar, Leznupar let me pick a lock with your very straight and short hair and Lez would get angry and try to fight her sister, But her older sister always wins by pinching the both of them 3 girls 1 mom and 1 dad it is a huge family!
                                            “Good Morning Students” said Mrs.Fart “Good Morning Mrs.Fart “said the class “today we have a new student” said Mrs.Fart “If she or he is anything like the last new student we got send them packing” said Lez “Hey Watch is key-hair” said Snow White “well excuse me Ms.Genius who ate a poison apple from a old lady who she thought was soft and kind until u fell and bumped your little noggin and don’t make me get started on the three drawer posse” said Leznupar “Seems like I am the genius her its 7 dwarfs spelled D-W-A-R-F you should remember F very well that’s the last grade you got on your test” said Snow White  “Both of ya’ll hush before the Louisiana woman in me comes out let’s just find out who the new student is and keep it moving” said Tiana “ Look who’s talking Mrs. Frog Kisser” said Belle “ Girl, you must be blind you were living with a BEAST PLEASE I think a frog is better” said Tiana “Is not” said Belle “Is too, Mrs.Fart what do you think” asked Tiana “I think detention for all of you is a vacation for me!” “Mrs.Fart doesn’t that mean you’ll have to stay with us” Jasmine asked “Jasmine you are so beautiful when you use common sense” said Aladdin   “ANYWAY , our new student comes from Queenscity, New York” said Mrs.Fart “That means she is rich we will be great friends” said Aurora “gold digger” said Naveen “Again Anyways her name is Rapunzel” said Mrs.Fart “Lez , that’s your name spelled forward” said Shrek “Thank you for bringing that to my attention Caption Obvious” said Lez as she stormed out of the room
                                          “Your home early” said her mom “thanks for telling me Captain Obvious” said Lez “What’s wrong with you” asked her mom “it the new girl” said Lez “her name is my name spelled backwards” said Lez “Rapunzel” said her mom “Naw, It’s Jeffrey” said Rapunzel she’s the complete opposite of me she has long hair _R-R-R-ing “Hello” said Lez “Help ,Help I’m  being stalked  said Lez” “so” said Lez “help, help” said Rapunzel “okay on my way” said Lez later she found out it was a surprise party for her and extra detention!!!



                  The Wizard of Oz: Before They Met-Up

By: Bryson C.
Characters
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Dorothy
The Scarecrow/ Mr. S
The Tin Man
The Cowardly Lion
The Wizard
The Wicked Witch of the West/Principal/Lion Tamer/ Newscaster/ Homeless Person
Johnny/Munchkin
Grace/Munchkin
Amanda/Munchkin
Ryan/Munchkin
William
Crowd


Scene 1
Narrator 1: Welcome to Oz. Everyone knows the story of The Wizard of Oz but nobody knows what happened before that. We do…so sit back and enjoy the ride it will be a long one.
Dorothy: Okay Johnny what is 4+4?
Johnny: (scratches head) I don’t know Dorothy math is hard!
Dorothy: I know it may be hard but you have to believe in yourself, think of it like this If you have 4 cookies and I give you 4 more cookies how many cookies would you have in all?
Johnny: (counts on fingers) 8?
Dorothy: Your right Johnny good thinking (high fives Johnny)
Narrator 1: Before Dorothy went to the city of Oz she was a tutor for Johnny and his older sister Amanda.
Johnny: (sighs) I’m tired of studying can we take a break?
Dorothy: Of course we can Johnny, grab Toto’s leash and we’ll walk to the park.
Johnny: Okay (grabs Toto’s leash)
Narrator 2: Meanwhile…
Newscaster: (running trying to catch up with Dorothy) (out of breath) Young lady you need to get inside there is a freak tornado coming and you need to turn back while you still have the chance.
Dorothy: (confused) what what I don’t understand the skies are so blue there must be a miss calculation there’s almost no tornadoes in Kansas
Newscaster: We know this is the first one in 10 years. Turn back know while you still have the chance.
Scene 2
Narrator 2: Well you’ve heard about Dorothy but she’s not the only significant character in the Wizard of Oz is she? I didn’t think so. Let’s see what The Scarecrow or Mr. S was up to before he met the others.
Mr. S: Okay class turn to page 15 in your Math Book, Grace would you please read our title
Grace: Dividing by 2 Digit Numbers
Principal: (over intercom) May I have everyone’s attention there is a tornado on its way all teachers and students get into the tornado position this is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill.
Mr. S: Class I will be right back I have to go ask the principal a question. Line up in alphabetical order and go to Mrs. Diane’s classroom. Amanda is the line leader so listen to whatever she asks or tells you to do William is the caboose he will be taking names of anyone not listening or playing in line. (Walks to the principal’s office)
Principal: Well, Well, Well if it isn’t Mr. S the best teacher in the West.
Mr. S: I heard what you said over the intercom and I just wanted to ask if I could possibly pick up my son from the tutor I’d feel more comfortable if he was here.
Principal: Don’t you have a wife she can pick up the little runt return back to your classroom there is a storm coming!
Mr. S: My wife is out of town may I please go pick my son up.
Principal: I SAID NO YOU BRAINLESS TWERP
Mr. S: So many days I have put up with your name calling and today is the last straw, I am leaving to go get my son whether you like it or not!
Principal: If you walk out of that door you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
Mr. S: No you will
Principal: (turns into Wicked Witch of the West) Out with brains in with the straw leave my present and be the scarecrow you are!!! (Evil laugh)
Mr. S: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo (turns into a scarecrow)
Principal: (Turns back into principal) Well students it seems Mr. S just couldn’t handle the scare of losing his son Mrs. Diane please split his class up there’s a possibility he won’t be returning.
                                                       Scene 3
Narrator 1: Well as you can see The Principal also known as The Wicked Witch of the West wasn’t a very nice person, but enough about him the Tin-Man wasn’t always heartless you know.
Narrator 2: The Tin-Man had a very big heart anytime he had money he would be sure to give it to someone who was less fortunate than he, but then one day while he was walking in the park.
Homeless Person: Excuse me sir do you have any money
Tin-Man: I’m sorry sir I don’t but I work at this restaurant I’m sure we can give you some food.
Homeless Person: I asked for money not a stupid meal
Tin-Man: I’m sorry sir but I have no money to give you
Homeless Person: How dumb do you think I am you have money your just heartless and don’t want to give me any
Tin-Man: If I had the money I would give it to you I’m so sorry
Homeless Person: Oh you will be sorry alright (Turns into Wicked Witch of the West) Selfish, selfish as can be you’re so heartless just like me.
Tin-Man: Nooooooo
Narrator 1: Well I guess we all know how the tin-Man became so heartless. Now does anyone know how the Lion became so cowardly?
Ryan: (raises hand and jumps up) I do I do he used to be brace and then th-
Narrator 1: I think I was asking them and I’m sure they don’t know.
Ryan: I’m sorry.
Scene 4
Narrator 2: Well the Lion wasn’t always a coward you know he used to be a very brave until one day…
Lion Tamer: Ladies and Gentleman please stay seated during this act it will help if everyone is qui-
The Lion: Can you just get on with the show
Crowd: (oo’s and aa’s)
Lion Tamer: Yes everyone this is the world’s first talking lion in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lion: I think they get the point they’re not you, you know
The Crowd: (laughs)
Lion Tamer: (mumbles to Lion) you will regret that
The Lion: Oh sure whatever you say “Mr. Tamer”
Lion Tamer: For my first trick I will get in the cage with the lion
The Lion: Hey everyone wanna hear a joke?
Crowd: Yes
The Lion: I really don’t talk there’s a microphone in my skin…
Crowd: (silent)
The Lion: I’m lion
Crowd: (bursts out in laughter)
Lion Tamer: (hit’s The Lion with whip) enough you foolish feline I am sick of your jokes
Crowd: (starts booing the Lion Tamer)
Lion Tamer: I am just kidding for my next trick I will need everyone to close their eyes.
Crowd: (closes eyes)
Lion Tamer: (turns in to Wicked Witch of the West) Not me Not me turn the into a coward by the time I count to three…
Lion: (wails in pain)
William: (screaming) EVERYONE OPEN YOUR EYES HE PUT THE LI-
The Wicked Witch of the West: (snaps fingers and William disappears)

To Be Continued…



Frogerella
By: Bryson C.
Once upon a time there was this prince named nico. One day nico was confronted by this witch and she made him a frog, but she accidentally messed up the spell and changed his sister Daphne into a frog as well. So Daphne was adopted and used as a guard frog to get the pests away. Daphne but her owners changed her name to Frogerella was the oldest of three siblings. Her younger sisters were so mean to her that they treated her like a slave.

One day Frogerella received this weird invitation (by bug) to her brother’s ball she was so happy, but she couldn’t go looking like road kill. Frogerella began to cry. All she ever wanted to do was be a princess. Frogerella began to weep. “Why are you weeping?” asked a Firefly. “Do you not see that I’m ugly?” replied Frogerella “Well I see that but I am your Fairy Firefly anything you wish I will do it for you but wish wise you only have one.” Replied the Firefly “I wish I was a real queen and I ruled the earth.” Replied Frogerella. At that very moment Frogerella was turned into the earth. “hahahaha” laughed the firefly “I told you to be careful what you wish for Mother Nature!”
The End



ROMEO AND BEELUET

Characters:

Narrator
Romeo
Beeluet
King Erik
Queen Leona
Mom
Dad
Messenger Melanie
BBB the, Rapper
William Shakespeare

Narrator: This is a twist to the Shakespeare classic Romeo and Juliet this story is about a feud between two tribes, Bee tribes to be exact

Beeluet: Lalalalalalala
Queen Leona: Darling your singing is magnificent but until Mary Maid, recovers from her foot surgery you'll have to do the cleaning (angry) NOW GET TO CLEANING
Beeulet:(mumbles) i know why she's hurt because you stepped on her FOOT 
Queen Leona: Excuse me what did you say
Beeluet: Oh nothing mother (smirk)
Queen Leona: Thats what i thought (leaving)
Beeluet:(mumbles) well someone thought wrong
Messenger Melanie: I have mail for Princess Beeluet
Beeluet: Girl you know you crazy I know you read it already what does MY mail say(laughs)
Messenger Melanie:(shocked) I'd never read your mail!
Beeluet: Mhmmn 
Messenger Melanie: Its from BBB he's inviting you to his BeeBeautiful Ball of Bash 
Beeluet: I don't think I'll go what day is it?
Messenger Melanie: Next month
Beeluet: Yep not going
Messenger Melanie: Girl why not word in the hive is Romeo is gon be there and so is Bez Khalifa, Lil BWayne, And Nicki Beraj
Beeluet: Umhnn
Messenger Melanie: Yay you're coming
Beeluet: And you said you don't read my mail
Messenger Melanie: I don't,not all of it just the things from my bee BBB he is so so cute(flings hair and leaves)
Beeluet: Watever you know he is...
Messenger Melanie: (turns around) don't say it 
Beeluet: RACHEET
Messenger Melanie: You just couldn't help yourself could you
Beeluet: Don't you have mail to deliever
Messenger Melanie: Don't you have floors to shine 
Beeluet: (Fake Laughs) Soooo not funny 
Messenger Melanie: Bye Mary Maid 
Beeluet: Oh you got jokes today bye girl
Messenger Melanie and Beeluet: SWEETIE!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Melanie: Hey Beeluet
Beeluet: You do not have the authority to talk to me you peasant
Melanie: Wait, What are you talking about SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beeluet: (GASP) OMG Melanie you lo—
Melanie: Gorgeous, Jaw Dropping, Like a PEASANT 
Beeluet: Girl you know I didn't mean that I didn't realize you are look sooooo beautiful!
Melanie: Thanks Sweetiee well I gotta get my flirt on!
Narrator: Later on at the BeeBeautiful Ball of Bash...
BBB THE RAPPER: So were you from beautiful?
Melanie: The Beeronx
BBB: Well cuteness I'm from there too what part
Melanie: New York Shadow
BBB: I know exactly were that is beauty I lived in Killa Shadow York
Melanie: Is that how you got your name?
BBB: No
Melanie: How did you get your name?
BBB: My real name is Brent Brandon Bakerfield
Melanie: Isn't that a mouth full
BBB: I know right so my parents called me BBB for short!
Melanie: Nice story now I know how you got your beautiful name
BBB: (laughs) now beautiful how did your name
Melanie: My dad's grandma's name was Mekanie and My mom' s name was Mela so they put that together and got Melanie
BBB: Tell me this how did you end up being a messenger anyway
Melanie: Well when I was younger I wanted to be a famous fashion star but as everyone knows you never get what you want in the hive they said I talked a lot and gave, me the job as a messenger
BBB: Wow well have you ever heard of Grandma Georgia's BEEUTIFUL LINE OF CLOTHES? Well Grandma Georgia died last night and its up to me to pick another fashion star… Would you like to do it?
Melanie: OF COURSE I WOULD... only if you will be my beefriend
BBB: Aight shawty well I gotta ride make sure you start designing
Melanie: Oh Okay
Beeluet: So did you find him
Melanie: SWEETIEEEEEE! I will not be your stupid Bee Carrier anymore! From now on you will adress me as Madam Sweeeetie!
Beeluet: OMG! What do you mean
Melanie: Well my new bf—
Romeo: Goodness Gracious Beeluet you sure look BEEAUTIFUL 
Beeluet: Oh stop it I know what you want (flips hair and blushes)
Melanie: (Walks away sadly) 
Romeo: If you mean this dance then that is what I want
Beeluet: Oh no its almost twelve o'clock about the time my dad will be checking on me i'll have to catch up with you later
Romeo: Who are you some kind of Spiderella or something
Beeluet: Not now I have to go home
Romeo: (Grabs Arm and yells) WELL I WILL GET MY DANCE NOW!
King Erik: I DECLARE YOU TO UNHAND MY DAUGHTER NOW OR ELSE
Romeo: Or else what you old m—
Mom: I know you are not talking back to the king ROMEO! Come here right now (evil eye's Romeo) OR ELSE(grabs romeo's wing) (Bows to King Erik) I am very sorry your highness
King Erik: I order this young man to 20 hours of community service or else
Romeo: Or—
Mom: (pinches Romeo) don't start
Romeo: I was just going to say Orange
Mom: Sure you were
Dad: Your highness make it 24 hours
Romeo: But dad—
King Erik: Silence everyone this secret party is OVER!
Narrator: The next morning
Melanie: BEEMail for Princess Beeluet
Beeluet: So SWEEEEETIE what happened last night that you were dying to tell me
Melanie: After today I am no longer your Mail Carrier!
Beeluet: What I'm confused
Melanie: Well BBB said that Grandma Georgia died and he gets to pick the next Fashion Designer and… HE CHOSE ME!!!
Beeluet: Congratzzzzzzz I am so proud of you
Melanie: Word in the hive is you got Romeo 24 hours of community service
Beeluet: Well this is how it happened… He wanted to dance and I said no cause it was time for me to go home cause it was twelve o'clock well he didn't like that cause he wanted the buzzing dance so when I turned to leave he lost his buzzing mind and grabbed me—
Melanie: Grabbed You!
Beeluet: Yes he grabbed me but anyways my dad came and said he had 20 hours of community service and then his mom came in and embarrassed him the his DAD comes in and tells my dad to give him 4 more hours!!! 
Melanie: Girl that's messed up but you got a letter from him 
Beeluet: What's it say
Melanie: His dumb stinger put it in a black envelope with purple wax paper
Beeluet: (opens letter and reads aloud) It says:

                                 Dear Beeluet,
          I am truly sorry for the way I acted last night at the Ball.
          I have anger issues that I can't control it. I am not trying 
          To cover up anything but if you smell the ink it smells like
          The beautiful shampoo in your hair again I am very sorry 
                                       Much Love,
                                        ROMEO
Beeluet: Aww so sweet (takes letter balls it up and throws) 
Melanie: I knew you still had some sense
Narrator: Well later on Beeluet runs into Romeo during his community service.
Romeo: So did you get my letter
Beeluet: Yea it was so sweet and I think the janitor thinks it sweet also.
Romeo: What you threw my letter away
Beeluet: No of course not I made copies of it ,gave it to everyone in the hive and then I threw it away
Romeo: (crying) how could you do such a thing you've made my life miserable
Narrator: Later that day Beeluet felt very remorseful and deep down inside she remembered she loved him A LOT
William Shakespeare: Hey you messed up my story A LOT
Narrator: BBB HELP!!!
BBB: What do you want
Narrator: You see the dead guy to right
BBB: Yes so what
William Shakespeare: Why did you mess up MY PLAY
Narrator: You know what old man go back to your stupid grave
William Shakespeare: Curse you curse all of you
Narrator: Just LEAVE!!!!! 
William Shakespeare: Ugh!!!(leaves) Can i at least sit in the audience
Narrator: Sure Whatever
BBB: And now back to the play
Melanie: You really like him
Beeluet: Well not… I guess I do                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Melanie: I knew this was going to happen he is pretty good looking
Beeluet: I know right
Melanie: Well are you going to go apologize
Beeluet: I guess so
Narrator: Later on that day…
Beeluet: Romeo I know you're still upset but I am truly sorry please forgive me deep down deep deep deep deep— 
William Shakespeare: Okay we get it
Beeluet: You know what shut you dead buzz trap up and stay in the audience
Beeluet: Anyways I actually love you
Romeo: Mel you can cut the recorder off now
Beeluet: What you guys were taping me how rude(turns and fake cries)
Romeo: Well I really didn't mean to make you cry I love you… too
Beeluet: Alright BBB you can cut the camera off now
Romeo: You got me you got me do you would you marry me
Beeluet: Of course… NOT you didn't even ask to date me don't rush into things
Romeo: Okay I understand
BBB: (bends down on one knee) Melanie will you marry me
Melanie: Of course I will babe
Narrator: Well later on in the years Romeo and Melanie got married and BBB and Melanie had twins named Chyna Christina Bakerfield and Nicolas Nigel Bakerfield so they called him CCB and NNB and they all lived happily ever after
Everyone: Well thanks  for watching and make sure to come back to the HIVE


The Davis Sisters

Characters
Johnny Storm
Renee
Tasha
Destiny
Mom
Dad
Uncle Pa
Auntie Ma
Grandma Sterling
Grandpa Silver


Johnny Storm: Years ago in a small village lived three twin sisters Renee, Tasha, and Destiny they had an amazing brother me Johnny Storm. Which would lead you to think I was the oldest...nope wrong I was actually the youngest. With three sisters I learned to braid, knit, and even cook the best pancakes ever. The reason I want to tell you this is because well... just watch the show!
Scene 1
Renee: Yay my favorite movie is on
Tasha: Its came on almost every day this week I'm sure its mom and dad's favorite movie too
Destiny: After all it is the only thing that keeps you quiet
Mom: If only we could find something to keep you two quiet. (Laughs)
Tasha: If I got a phone I would be able to get on Instagram and I'd be as quiet as a mouse.
Dad: If you haven't realized mice squeak. (High-Fives Mom)
Tasha: What is that supposed to mean
Mom and Dad: YOU'LL SQUEAK (everyone begins to laugh)
Tasha: What about Destiny all she ever does is read
Mom: Exactly like you should..Actually what’s up with your reading grade???
Tasha: JOHNYYYYYY!!!!! MY HAIR ISN'T GOING TO BRAID ITSELF
Johnny: I wish it would
Dad: Son after you finish you can stay up and watch the football game with me Pigeons vs. Mustangs
Johnny: I think I'll past I hate both of them
Dad: Okay then son goodnight
Scene 2
Johnny: That night while I was braiding Tasha’s hair there was a weird knock at the door.
(knock on door)
Johnny: Come in
Grandma Sterling: Tasha you need to come with us…
Johnny: That was the last time for a long time I ever saw my sister



To Be Continued…

Pinocchio's Adventures

By: Bryson Carter
Life wasn't the same when Pinocchio drove in the fast lane 
Being a real boy made him insane
Even changed his name
Meiglet they called him 
Meiglet Wilson so true
He even started a trend
By just wearing one shoe
Then one day reality came
In the form of a book he read his old name
Pinocchio the brave and almighty soul
Please get your self right or this story is forever old

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